Day 6 #Culture Flock#

free shrimp day

If yesterday was a culture day, then today was a culture..erm...week cramped in 6h time :) We visited alot, saw a plenty, took illegal photos, danced the jig saw Super Mario live and lots a other stuff. Yesterday in the morning Mina made a plan, a plan so devious and cunning even the king of France say;" i thought this was a semi presidential system of government :D The plan was to visit all the museums near the pier or pear as we say in Serbia ;) And that's what we did :D
We started at the beginning and that was the fortress.




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The fortress (Oslava),the exert from Wikipedia says the following:"Akershus Fortress (Norwegian: Akershus Festning) or Akershus Castle (Norwegian: Akershus slott) is a medieval castle that was built to protect Oslo, the capital of Norway. It has also been used as a prison." It was actually very well restored, big and with lots of museums to see. Of which i must say we saw none us being content just to look around and to enjoy the view...Plus we're cheap :D Since i already mentioned that i checked out nearly every bathroom i could and judge them on my Igor's scale of things that ought to but don't, i felt a sort of...Well obligation to check out this one. And out of like 104 bathrooms i saw this one was by far worse. The smell the look. It totally gets an onion and 4b and u know what that means.

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After the fortress we visited Astrup Museum of Modern Art, and after paying a reasonable sum of 30nok's, well...The ones over 18 at least we entered and just as quickly exited it. It didn't contain much but what it had ow wow, not that interesting, Franq® kinda liked the dancing boxer, but that was about it.

the blurry figure is a part of it

We tried to see the Jewish museum afterward but alas it was closed. We went and stumbled up an exhibit in the University Of Architecture, it was quite confusing, Miflkdshf seemed to understand it tho, by skipping to see it i guess :D
We went downhill some and saw a river, and some disposable grills.

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The next up was The National Museum of Applied art, where we saw many a chairs or couches, might have been a party the night before or an exhibit, in either case we needed to rest up and since there was no photography allowed we have no pictures of our time there. It was nice to see how art made its way into everyday life in various gadgets and things people actually use.
Next up was the National Art Museum.





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The exert from wiki says the following:"he National Museum of Art, Architecture and Design (Norwegian: Nasjonalmuseet for kunst, arkitektur og design) in Oslo is the national museum of art of Norway.
It was established on 1 July 2003 through a merger of the Norwegian Museum of Architecture, the Museum of Decorative Arts and Design, the Museum of Contemporary Art, the National Gallery, and the National Touring Exhibitions. Its directors have been Sune Nordgren (2003-2006) and Allis Helleland (2007-present); the chairman of the board is Christian Bjelland.

Among its collection is one of the versions of The Scream by Edvard Munch." Tho it's Wikipedia entry is not extensive she herself is, and i call i it a she cuz like a woman she is filled with paintings of famous artists like Picasso and Gogh and Dahl and of course perhaps the most famous Munch

u like it u buy it!

and even more famous Scream taken from that movie and put into picture form :) The museum is enormous, it has more then 40 rooms whom all contain paintings. Either tho i know i couldn't do better i was not saw impressed by most of them, they all share a similar pattern depicting either some tragic moment or a penis in one form or another and as someone who has one i was not moved much by either :D The painter that did move me tho was Dahl. I honestly never saw a painting that took me so much into its world. The detail the warmth of the colors, this dude knew what he was doing, and the fact that he was 1/34 Serb-Montenegrin made the experience even better. Unfortunately i didn't nab a picture next to it as i wanted to, the guards keeping an ever watch full eye but at least i grab of some i could :) Never trust a Vrbas born loud fat guy with a phone into a museum the old  proverb says and i managed to take a picture of the scream at least, and some others as well :D Like any bootleg it was blurry an hardly recognizable, still it was great to see for the ones that can't w8 for the real thing :D I alsoe have one of myself and Franq™& Misdljf and my phone managed not to be confiscated.

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he got a game deal afterwards

After the strict policy of the Art museum, it came as a sort of refreshment not to be stalked by guards and having been allowed to take pictures. We had some awesome pics with the exhibits i think we were not really supposed to touch we went to the second and the third floor, and the place was overwhelming, but just coming back from the art museum i think we should postponed that one.

some screen guy for the backup photographer

Because there was a mummy and cool Japanese stuff, felling tired and grumpy and it being 5o'clock, we headed for the park and finally to good ol 32.

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Six oh clock came and Mina set out to make dinner and desert for us. She cooked a lovely meal and yummy cheese cake which we tastefully devoured. Tho she says she doesn't like to cook, u really couldn't tell. It is always nice to make someone a nice meal, it's just getting to the point where u say k let's lock and load that's a tricky part if err...You're lazy and stuff..Which err...none of us is luckily :D After the movie (which rocked) then bangy then sleepy :D