Sunday, 22 August 2010

Day 2 #Salty Seas Make A Smelly Breeze#

Either tho the street is called that way i still restrained myself,
too many public urination charges does that to a man :))



After a proper nights sleep, no dreams about zombies or exploding chicken asking for college tuition i went for a wee bit of a stroll, to check the environment for any hidden enemies or chocolates, seeing tho i cannot sleep more then 7h at any given opportunity i decided quite generously not to wake up anyone...Plus the upstairs door was practically bolted :) After having a wee look at my surroundings i felt something was a bit...Well...Off...I couldn't put my relatively clean finger on it. O crap...NO SHOPS, NO HAMBURGER PLACES no gypos trying to read my fortune no exchange office...I was truly abroad!! Finally people have awaken.




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When people finally woke up i started feeling the New Year trully begining, i felt a strange wish to make breakfast, to make a brand new dish ever, whch i saw on the net a couple of weeks ago!
Thomas eating an "Igor"
 They are 3 pieces of toast bread the first two containing a hole, filled with an egg the other downstairs keeping it afloat in between there was bacon and cheese. Thomas was my guinne pig and he seemed to like it, then again i think he once tried charcoal and said it tasted like chicken, either he has strange tastes or a really cruel chef ;). After a huge breakfast we decided to celebrate the New Year with muscles and the Sea. But before we went we wanted to c the 100 statues at least a little bit, which we did, tho didn't dedicate time it deserved, ah well still time for that i guess :))
He asked for their autograph after

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Short step from this to t-100 i think

Boys into one the girls into other. We separated and started our journey towards lady Kates And Thomases cabin.On the way Sir T Franq and myself discussed life, football shower curtains washing our hair and stuff, real man talk. The testosterone levels being so high we had to stop and kick a tree around as to vent our aggression a bit, lucky for us we saw a curious little robot doing the lawn, best way to utilize Japan's hard work in robotics i say :))


The Rare endangered Serbian Flamingo


The cabin was...Is well i seen a lot lesbian porn and it almost cannot compare. The fjords are beyond description or comparison the colors the smell the wireless internet :)) I have a lot of pictures of this place but i have to say seldom which really do it justice, so i suggest to wait for franquros pictures ;)
The same pot the Druid used for the magic potion :)
The sea was a short walk downhill on rocky terrain and the little pear was perfect for swimming and making a bong fire. We all had a nice swim me included...Ow yes lucky for me franq was really committed on catching my body on camera, and yes if u w8 a bit you'll see even them, i really wouldn't b surprised if the Americans find use of them in new "gonna make u talk" techniques :))Mirewlkgena mina  franq went fishing while mr T and i where in charge of the rowing. Unfortunately we have no pictures of that seeing no one really trusted our sea abilities. We cough mostly nothing except for 1 unlucky fishy which i accidentally caught one tho i think the deary took pity and gave itself as a present :) Any who afterward came the fancy dinner, after a quick intro courtesy of the rocky theme we opened the wonderful meal lady Kate and miss Lisa made of NUM NUM NUM :)



Little to no ants were hurt in the making of this fire.
After a good meal Sir T and myself prepared a grand fire, and while the people gathered we made small talk and drank rakija, while spitting petroleum into the fire...to uh....Keep it going of course :)) The hour came and after a few old Serbian mythological tales we breathed fire, there is a certain something when holding something volatile in your mouth not including NovoSadian tap water of course :)

We breathed fire, and listened to the lamintation of our women, while we pilaged their vilage!



The night ended perfectly like the day had begun, and i can't think if this is how my new year begun i wonder how will it end...Why do i have a feeling an oil derivative will play a part :)))

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